Urban Dictionary: Definitions by memphotank

electile dysfunction

Failure of the general populace to vote in any given election.

Voter apathy regarding this election is certainly reflected by this year's electile dysfunction.

by memphotank November 2, 2010

Someone who is overly enthusiastic about an organization, cause or event.

Well yeah, man, I mean I want the team to win, but I'm no Johnny Rah Rah. I'm not a fanatic.

by memphotank January 4, 2011

A. Inability to see past someone's physical attributes, particularly the derriere. B. Particularly fond of the ass.

Man: Check her out!
Friend: She's not very pretty, dude.
Man: I'm rearsighted, man.

by Memphotank June 19, 2010

Overly-cautious driving after news of impending winter weather has been announced. Most frequently seen in southern United States urban areas.

Dude, would you please drive faster than 15 mph. The snow isn't due for another eight hours. Do not show me preemptive driving!

by memphotank February 26, 2011