citizen maintenance

Having to fill out forms, make phone calls, go to offices, etc. for utilities, bills, services, etc.

I spent all morning at the DMV and then had to come home and try to get a hold of someone at the cable company to figure out why my service was shut off. I hate citizen maintenance!

by TeeShaHai February 28, 2013

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clitizen

citizens in possession of clits are called clitizens

hello dear clitizens!

by bifrog69 January 23, 2022

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Citizenship Shawty

That American girl you met online that you're using to obtain a Visa

Person A: You're really e-dating that girl you met on Roblox?
Person B: No she's just my citizenship shawty.

by Brudda Bill January 17, 2023

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citizenshit

A citizenship which is as good as nothing. Have almost no value abroad and have a passport of which carries very wrong reputation. Immigration around the world hates you.

I have an Indian citizenshit thats why I am grilled by immigration so often

by agckronym June 26, 2023

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A taunt used to try and goad a sensible dude into an act of crass stupidity by suggesting his attitude is dull and straightlaced. Usually repeated ad nauseam in a high pitched shriek to try and wear the victim down.

Idiotic Dude: I've pissed in this glass, drunk it, then hurled back into the same glass. Down that!
Normal person: Fuck off
Idiotic Dude: Citizen! Mr Citizen! Won't drink my piss-chunder? What are you? Get it down you! Mr Citizen! Come on Citizen! Citizen! Mr Citizen! Citizen! Mr Citizen! Citizen! Mr Citizen!

Idiot: I know what woulod round the evening off perfectly. Let's break into the Zoo and fuck us a couple of baboons!
Idiot's friend: Don't be ridiculous, you'll get AIDS
Idiot: Citizen! Mr Citizen! Won't fuck a monkey coz he's scared of getting caught! Mr Citizen! Thinks he's going to get AIDS Citizen! Mr Citizen!Citizen! Mr Citizen!Citizen! Mr Citizen!Citizen! Mr Citizen!

by The_Trill_LV October 12, 2013

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