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colorado avalanche

build up a large load over a long period of time. When your about to bust, place your dick on top of her head (in a roman helmet sort of fashion) and avalanche your load down her face. hence, the colorado avalanche.
after we didnt bang for a month, i felt it necessary to colorado avalanche her. her face was then glazed over.
by donigle November 21, 2011
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Holden colorado

HOLDEN COLORADO

The choice one makes because one is not gay, retarded or a raging transsexual.

A holden colorado owner (if male) can usually be found fighting off women who all want to ride in back ;).

To be a Colorado owner is to be a legend!
Dave drives a holden colorado!

Dave is a legend!
by Yeahtheboiz November 17, 2019
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colorado creeper

not the greatest weed, but it creeps and gets the fucking job done.
we hit that colorado creeper. wasnt bad at first...but when i started driving it hit me hard 30 minutes later!!!! FUCK ME!
by curtart March 30, 2009
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colorado blowjob

The process of blowing on the coals of a fire to make it burn better
Cameron: Dude, the fire is dying out and it's freezing out here
Scott: Dont worry, I'll just give it a Colorado Blowjob
by The eXtreme January 12, 2008
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Colorado City

The nasty little town in Northern Arizona that is home to a large sect of polygamists. Yes, a quaint village that is the West's answer to Deliverance country.
That lucky Jeramiah is one lucky bastard. He has twelve wives and lives in Colorado City.
by lickmeiamchris November 8, 2006
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Colorado Creamer

Best for the lucky few men who can go multiple rounds without an intermission, this is when a partner sucks off a man, and then (secretly) retains his seed in her mouth while she mounts him and rides him to her own climax. During her own orgasm, with thrill and ecstasy, she swallows the load she retained during her ride.

This is an act that may spell-bind a man to a woman, by a primal and mystical bond of passion and biochemistry. It is best done in surprise to the male, not to be mentioned until after the first time is has ever been performed on him.

A partner who performs this is the dreamiest fantasy and most prized partner of them all; one with primal instincts a man will never forget.

It's best not to mention you discovered the act from Urban Dictionary. Tell him you made it up yourself, you kinky thing.
I once flew into Colorado to meet this girl I've been talking to for a while. She was one of the wildest. She gave me a Colorado Creamer that I'll never forget.
by Borp Bladdler October 20, 2020
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Colorado Sear

When you rub queso cheese on your partner during sex and they cum hard.
Man, Zach loves the Colorado Sear. I saw some queso in his ear yesterday.
by biggiebelacile November 2, 2019
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