cackel

A laughing fit were it is basicly impossible to stop laughing. This could result with spit coming from the mouth and unable to breathe.

- Wats wrong Fred
- ha ha ha i'm ha ha
haven a good ha ha cackel ha ha

by Matt West July 1, 2008

Cocketition

When 2 competing males whip out their dongs in order to complete the courtship display and win the affections of the female subject. The winner is said to be the cockchampion

"oh fuck dave and brad just whipped out their dongs"
"damn there is some intense cocketition going on now dude"
"oh shit watch out they're about to lock horns"

by The maddog October 7, 2008

Canket

The combination of a cape and a blanket. Essentially, that make-shift superhero costume you made as a child. Tying a blanket around your neck and pretending it is a cape to make your self look way more awesome than you actually are. The Canket has many advantages including:

1. Attracting other secret superheros who mistake you for a real superhero
2. Easily drawing people to your outstanding humor and charm
3. Keeping you warm from three sides (similar to the widely known "Snuggie"). Basically a makeshift Snuggie without those totally worthless sleeves which make it look dumb like a robe.

1. Allie (person in Canket): "Woooshhhhhh I'll save you!"
Real superhero: "You're a superhero too?! Come, let me show you my layer..."

2. Allie (still in Canket): *Jumping from chair to chair in the doctor's office*
Cute person: Hahaha that girl over there is HILARIOUS! I think I'll go ask her out to dinner.

3. Allie (in Canket yet again): "Burr I'm cold" *Extends Canket around arms, similar to wrapping herself in a blanket* "That's better, thank God for my multi-purpose Canket!"

by Avon12 July 7, 2011

ass casket

The toilet paper used to keep one's butt from touching the toilet seat. The shape formed resembles an old-fashioned 5-sided casket.

Alan sits on a paper ass casket every time he uses a public stall.

by J. Leroy Jenkins February 26, 2008

Cacked

A word used to describe your state of being. Can also be a verb. similar to Fuck

Lets get cacked!

This dude is cacked!

=
Lets get high!
This dude is fucked!

by The minimalist party November 1, 2011

casket ready

When you’re dressed too formal that it looks like you’re ready for a wake/funeral.

Jeez look at Kevin’s suit he looks casket ready.

by LitToFit May 12, 2018

Cocket

The pocket in the front of a pair of briefs. Not to be confused with a dongdow.

My dick keeps getting poked by something. I think there's something sharp stuck in my cocket.

by Matt D. Underwood March 4, 2008