assbinge

when a gay guy, who is upset goes on a sexual escapade

His boyfriend was cheating on him , so steve went on an assbinge

by atia October 12, 2007

assfinger noogie

A staked finger with quills protruding and extending from one's asshole. Stinks a bit. An assfinger noogie stings a bit but makes you ejaculate violently.

Damn, he gave me an assfinger noogie and I came like a shotgun.

by Ptrackinator October 20, 2017

[assing out]

I was recently involved in the filming of a video for an upcoming fundraiser and I was being filmed on camera. It had been a few hours of recording and doing different takes and the director said, "no passing out". I thought he said, "no assing out" and began to scratch my head but, laugh none the less. I thought he meant something like keep it together, don't act all crazy. We have now adopted this word into our vocabulary and thought we would share it.

Keep it together we are in a restaurant, "no assing out".

by Katz2424 May 16, 2018

Assginity

When thou hast lost thy virginity of thy buttocks.

Becky I lost my assginity last night!

by Moonyetiawarness April 12, 2019

assinhimmer

To fist someone's anus to where they can't walk straight

You assinhimmered me to much

by Timbobblack July 19, 2020

urban asswipe

A person who tries to get their or a friends name in Urban Dictionary. Feckless little sniveling unwanted useless people whose lives mean nothing and should and will die. SOON.

Yo. Looks like that ho is tryin be a urban asswipe. yo.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL June 3, 2017

Eighth-assing it

It’s when you don’t want to half ass it because it’s too much effort. And a quarter of said effort is too much also. So eighth-assing it.

Dude I’m so tired we would be lifting weights eighth-assed. (Instead of half-assed)

Dude I’m so tired we’re eighth-assing it.

by Eighthass January 1, 2023