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Strum the Banjo 

When your partner grasps your penis with one hand and vigorously strokes your banjo string on the underside of the penis up and down with two fingers until you bust a nut.

The banjo sting is medically known as the the frenulum.
Nothing makes me bust a nut faster than when Rachel strums the banjo.

I let the babysitter strum the banjo last night.
Strum the Banjo by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Taking The Bait 

When you get angry at something that was done to get you mad in the first place
Fisher: Fortnite is better than PlayerUnknown's BattleGrounds!
PUG Player:FORTNITE SUCKS FUCK YOU!1!1
This guy is taking the bait.
Taking The Bait by Limess September 29, 2018

over the bow 

Ejaculating from titty fucking that clears her head
Dude I was going for the something about mary hair fondue

But I shot one over the bow
over the bow by Tonythetiler January 7, 2019

naked boys in the bathroom 

When u make a trip down to the bathroom and happen to find some naked boys changing into suits or out of them. Commonly used by SHG boys swim as a sign of dominance among other trivial swim teams. Any naked boys found must immediately be drowned.
person one: holy shit nolan... we got some new intell
person two: what is it?!
person one: we got some naked boys in the bathroom

Ate the bat 

To have done something with unintended and harmful consequences
“Sorry my love, I really ate the bat bringing up abortion at your family Christmas

“Jennifer really ate the bat with this accidental reply-all email”
Ate the bat by Grosselisse April 6, 2020

Pumpy the bear 

Smokey the bear’s cousin that tackles a more serious topic, sodomy. His signature catchphrase is “only YOU can prevent sodomy”. Outside of advocating against sodomy he promotes homesteading, getting married and having kids, and logos. So next time you think of sodomy just remember it’s not education, it’s genocide.
“Only YOU can prevent sodomy” ~ Pumpy the bear

“Have a family, not a thundertug” ~ Pumpy the bear
Pumpy the bear by Texas Bear November 5, 2020