Broomhill Albion

A shitty working mens club in the middle of Cannock, Staffordshire.

Address: 195 Cemetery Road, Cannock, WS11 2QG
Telephone: [phone]

by Dave Shepherd January 7, 2005

Albuquerque Turkey

A variety of sandwiches containing the common elements of turkey and green chile. Often sold at restaurants in New Mexico, including local Subways.

The type of bread used, the cheese, and other ingredients vary. Typical Southwestern fare such as guacamole is commonly included.

Did you try that Albuquerque Turkey at Kelly's?

Yeah, it was delicious. Much better than the one at Subway. I think Subway gets their green chile from Texas.

Gross!

by Obi-Zahn Kenobi January 11, 2011

Albery

Source of noxious and malodorous bowel smells.

Urgh, whats that smell?...Oh thats Albery.

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Alberto Mudslide

Alberto Mudslide defines a type of feces. It is thick and sticky.

When you take a shit and you have to wipe 10 times because it is so thick and sticky you have a bad case of the Alberto Mudslides.

by Erik Dye December 14, 2005

The Jessica Alba

Fisting a girl with honey as lubricant and smacking her forehead with a handful of semen and having her recite lines from the Fantastic Four comics.

Eddie: "I gave my girl a Jessica Alba last night."
Tom: "How'd she like it?"
Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."

by Daniel Eastman April 23, 2005

Albertan

Albertans are residents of Alberta, Canada. They are generally annoying, driving grossly oversized trucks and bragging about their riches made on the oil field. Albertans don't have bad intentions for the most part, but when they come through your town on vacation, they often get in the way. They are terrible drivers, and for some reason think they are all truckers. They often tow large river boats behind their trucks, and are very inconsiderate of others. When fishing on the riverbank, they like to march in on your spot and act like they run the show. You can always tell an Albertan by their fishing techniques. They cast terribly, come in with all the wrong gear, and often gaff fish in the back.

Meh, whatever. Must be an Albertan.

by redneck125 August 4, 2011

Russian Albino Rhino

When 5 or more males ejaculate on top of one man's face. The semen should get in his eyes making them turn bloodshot and red. One man takes a solid shit on the man's nose, making it look like a horn. This procedure will make it look like an albino rhino. Russians partake in this sexual activity.

Some bros and I decided to do a Russian Albino Rhino last night! Sucks for that guy!

by Jason Boeck October 31, 2011