raped in the face

Having a penis shoved in your face,

OR

Feeling really sad or betrayed.

I can't believe she did that to me, I fell like I have been raped in the face!

by lmaoathamelt2 February 4, 2009

R.B.F. (resting bitch face)

A condition where the face seems to be in a scowl even when not displaying any emotion

She looks pissed.
She's not she just has R.B.F. (resting bitch face)

by elDoctor November 29, 2013

North Face Invasion

When a large number of people wear The North Face jackets in a given area. This is also, but not limited to, other products of The North Face.

Robert: Hey Josh, look at all those people over there wearing The North Face jackets.
Josh: Yeah, it's like a North Face invasion.

by Josh1015 December 14, 2008

Face only a fist could love

A little like 'face only a mother could love', but worse. Someone whose appearance instantly provokes immediate thoughts of very violent acts. You'd probably be doing them a favour, in fact.

as per "that (insert name here)'s got a face only a fist could love"

Examples:
Sonia off Eastenders
Any Liverpool fan
The sort of bloke who walks around town without a shirt on. (classless scum)

by Androsbeardinho June 30, 2007

face-brag

The act of knowingly and consistently using your Facebook wall to list all your supposed accomplishments and embellish your fabulosity quotient.

Can also apply to all mediums of modern internet communication. (Examples: space-brag (MySpace), tweet-brag (Twitter), etc.

Sadly, I had to delete Marsha from my list of friends on Facebook.

Why? I heard she's living "la vida loca".

Are you kidding me? She's a deli girl at Meier's. Her constant face-brag is unbelievably annoying!

by rankled July 17, 2009

Chimney face

One who has no chin and a disproportionatly small triangular head on top of a long lanky body from montanna

I found that chimney face in the parking lot and invited him back into my house because i was tripping on acid, in retrospect that chimney face could have murdered us all

by Mappy January 10, 2008

Cole Face

A look of sheer panic mixed with the realization you have just soiled your pants. Named after WWE Announcer Michael Cole.

*talking to a group of people*

Jorge: We walked in on Monti in the john when we got back from a night of Mexican food and Tequila.

Tracey: He had the most intense Cole Face I've ever seen.

by EmperorWu January 21, 2009