Definitions by EmperorWu

Cole Face 

A look of sheer panic mixed with the realization you have just soiled your pants. Named after WWE Announcer Michael Cole.

*talking to a group of people*

Jorge: We walked in on Monti in the john when we got back from a night of Mexican food and Tequila.

Tracey: He had the most intense Cole Face I've ever seen.

Cole Face by EmperorWu January 21, 2009

Irin 

The greatest female at any given location.

Guy #1: "Hey screw all these stuck up bimbos, forget the DMV. Let's bounce!"
Guy #2: "Yo hold up a second, I'm gonna go chat up the Irin"

Irin by EmperorWu December 28, 2008