top it off 

(Freaky, bondage sex practice)
the penis is beaten repetitivly with a tea spoon (as is a boiled egg)until the lobes are disconected (the fireman decapitated)(the egg shell is broken) the female then feasts on the egg white (seman)(spunk)(jizz)(cum) and yolk (the blood now gushing from your headless boner. a rather revolting way to express love and effection, very rarly practiced twice.

bondage gang banger one"shit bitch you bit my head off"
bondage gang banger two "holy shit dude she totally topped you off!"

top it off by dick May 29, 2004

Top Draw

to take a poop into the top part of someone's toilet...simply lift up the top and do your business. is also fun to clean up.

i went top draw on tom cause he eats salads

Top Draw by daftdon November 25, 2003

top banana 

A description used by open market greengrocers to tempt customers. Literally a 'top-grade' banana.

"Top banana, fourbunchferapaand."

top banana by Dr Literal February 27, 2017

Top Shotta 

You can find top shotta's in NW London an also Brixton an Tottenham.

Don't come to da endz if u think ur a top shotta u will go home on London Transport!!!

Top Shotta by NW General August 7, 2003

top 100

a gift/list giving to those you love consisting of your top 100 'things' within one specific catagory!

for instance Walker's top 100, compiling his top 100 women of all time onto a cd-r for his friends to 'enjoy', you might want to look up both the words tossing and the phrase too much time on his hands...literally!

top 100 by chroniclyblunt January 11, 2005

top shelf 

many interpretations can be derived from the saying top shelf
1. something is pretty shit hot.
2. to describe material of a sexually explicit nature that is stored in the highest point of a shop.
and my old favourite;
3. to describe a female as being rather atractive in a sexully stimulating way

1. that shot you took was top shelf old boy
2. that dirty old cunt reads from the top shelf
3. A:"fuck me she is top shelf! marks out of ten i'd give her one."
B:"not half! woof!"

top shelf by tentius maximus July 1, 2004

Top Shelf 

Not to be confused with the Upper Decker, the Top Shelf is when one delivers his package to an unsuspecting mark's person or property to exact retribution upon a buster's skullduggeries and/or shortcomings.

Ex. 1 (body): That bitch-ass trick Lindsay Lohan was passed out in a coke induced coma, so I top shelfed her forehead while she fished out.

Ex. 2 (property): That mark-ass mutherfucker Jet was being a punk bitch on the phone with some wack-ass ho, so I top shelfed his margarita while he wasn't looking after sweating all day at the beach.

Top Shelf by John "D-Swings" DeCroce September 4, 2007