Knuckledump

The term used to describe masturbating in a porta-shitter while in the field.

PVT 1: "Dude, we need to go back to the rear so I can get laid!"

PVT 2: "Why don't you just go to the shitter and take a knuckledump?

by SGT JPB January 5, 2011

goo knuckle

noun,

1.) an aged testicle, typicaly shaven, wrinkled, and boasts a very venicular look

2.) a uni-nut.

Rita: I gave him a blow job last night and his goo knuckles were slapping me in the face.

by Wozzzzzzy October 8, 2009

Ugandan Knuckles

The main character of a popular meme in 2018, a meme that if you say as of now, you might have some problems.

Person 1:Hey have you heard of Ugandan Knuckles?

Person 2:Oh God nooooo

by That1GirlGamer May 11, 2018

moose knuckles

How men in P&C Support Services try to attract one another.

To seduce him I wore my best tight jeans showing off my big moose knuckles.

by Dave Sydor March 23, 2007

moose-knuckle

Bush's pathetic padded pelvic package at the aircraft carrier landing.

There were so many sox stuffed into his crotch that his moose-knuckle made it difficult for him to walk around it.

by Renee May 11, 2003

brown slut knuckle

This rare experience occurs when you are fisting a girl and your fist comes out brown, and you then realise that you were in her ass instead of her puss. It is usually bad news for all involved.

Mate1 - "Hey mate I was trying to fist a girl in the puss last night and I ended up with a bit of brown slut knuckle"

Mate2 - "oh well, there's plenty more fish in the sea"

Mate1 - "actually she liked it... bit stinky though"

Mate2 - "nothing a bit of shower in a can wont fix"

by bobby rooney May 23, 2008

Knuckles the Echidna

An extremely sexy echidna who is MINE and does not love Rouge the Bat. He gets really lonely guarding the Master Emerald so he gave the job to some random hobo and now lives to bug random people when he's on a sugar high.

"Woah...I think I'll just leave. Here, guy, watch this for me."

by Taffy C. Hedgehog June 21, 2004