lolser

someone who is so much of a loser that they are laughable, or lolworthy.

This could be for a wide range of reasons.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about Esteban getting kicked in the balls by that girl last night?
Person 2: Haha, yeah, that seems to happen all the time - what a lolser

by DaveZeroZero March 14, 2008

loseresque

To be associated with losers.

1. Dungeons and Dragons
2. Me

by loseresque August 14, 2005

lolers disease

A condition that causes people to use lol too much.

Fredrick: Hey! lol
Michael: Hi there
Fredrick: lol whats up?
Michael: not much really
Fredrick: lol cool
Michael: do you have lolers disease?
Fredrick: lol wut?

by Pengwin May 12, 2007

laser-cum

As the guy ejeaculates he grips his penis head tight making the whole smaller so the pressure shoots a tight rope of semen a long distance

Man I was so horny last night I cranked that laser-cum all over her face...and that was while I was on my knees!

by Sammy Nutt July 4, 2010

Wicked Laser

A Wicked Laser is a generic name for a handheld pointer-sized diode laser that is too powerful to actually be used as a laser pointer. Typically, a laser pointer cannot be over <5mW in output power. A Wicked Laser is usually over <90mW and can burn duct tape or burst balloons. Wicked Lasers are invarioubly green in beam colour compared to the common red laser pointer. A Wicked Lasers is a gadget that is sometimes found in the company of an iPod.

David kept a powerful Wicked Laser for starpointing with his telescope whereas he used his laser pointer for exercising his cat.

by Maya Lightwave October 10, 2005

laser shits

When you have eaten something dodgy or drank too much and your shits turn into liquid. When you go to relieve yourself, your sphincter only opens a tiny amount before the liquid shit starts to squirt out in a narrow beam - This is a 'laser shit'.

"Hey Dave, what's up with you mate?"
"aaah mate I ate some dodgy street food last night and im suffering from a severe case of laser shits today"

by ratty_ May 26, 2008

laser snake

A rare colorful snake of which only one exists on each continent. It shoots lasers out of its eyes and the explosions propel it through the air. Anyone who would attempt to take the life of a laser snake would be instantly killed. It is undoubtedly the most amazing creature ever to exist on this earth.

Random Bystander: "Look, that laser snake just killed Trump!"
Secret Service agent: "Yesssss!"

by Dave Hillman PhD, Laser Snakes July 31, 2017