laser-cum

As the guy ejeaculates he grips his penis head tight making the whole smaller so the pressure shoots a tight rope of semen a long distance

Man I was so horny last night I cranked that laser-cum all over her face...and that was while I was on my knees!

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cum lasher

The guy that whips the little Chinese boys in the sweatshops, and as a result, ejaculates hard, often resulting in products being sprinkled with cum.

“What’s your dream job”

“I want to be a cum lasher”

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You both 1v1 in any game of choice, but loser is subject to sending a cumming video

"Do you want to participate in National 1v1 your partner, but loser sends the other participant a video of themselves cumming day?"

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