laser-cum

As the guy ejeaculates he grips his penis head tight making the whole smaller so the pressure shoots a tight rope of semen a long distance

Man I was so horny last night I cranked that laser-cum all over her face...and that was while I was on my knees!

laser-cum by Sammy Nutt July 4, 2010

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cum lasher

The guy that whips the little Chinese boys in the sweatshops, and as a result, ejaculates hard, often resulting in products being sprinkled with cum.

“What’s your dream job”

“I want to be a cum lasher”

cum lasher by Zamburger April 19, 2024

National 1v1 your partner, but loser sends the other participant a video of themselves cumming

You both 1v1 in any game of choice, but loser is subject to sending a cumming video

"Do you want to participate in National 1v1 your partner, but loser sends the other participant a video of themselves cumming day?"

National 1v1 your partner, but loser sends the other participant a video of themselves cumming by insertceo August 3, 2022

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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