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Loser or nerd in an upbeat, friendly fashion. An amicable term commonly used among friends to describe a person who undertakes an act of lameness.
1) Josh: The levels of dihydrogen monoxide in our drinking water have recently reached alarming levels.

Noah: Oh Josh, you're such a loserfish (endearing tone).

2) Noah: Hey Josh, its Friday night, do you want to come out with me and paint the town red along with some chicks we shall meet at the bar?

Josh: Nah, I don't feel like, I think I'll just stay home and read my new Encyclopedia of Nietzsche.

Noah: Oh Josh, you're such a loserfish (endearing tone).
Words you can keep
Why do you have to be such a loserfish all the time (blub blub)?
Loserfish by Shelly Stewart July 24, 2008
An amazing cute adorable lovable person. Neither a loser or a fish, rather an amazing rower.

LoserFish typically have blue eyes and an amazing physique, and their girlfriends are in love with them.

There really only is one LoserFish though :)
-I love you loserfish
-Aww thanks babe :)
LoserFish by LoserFishLover May 6, 2010
eww.. ur such a loserfish for not letting me fuck u
loserfish by chrissy laws June 20, 2003
Why do you have to be such a loserfish all the time blub blub (must be included!)
loserfish by Shelly Stewart July 25, 2008

loseristic

"Hey Tom, I've been waiting all day and Shela still didn't call"
"You waited all day? That's pretty loseristic."
loseristic by Epicstickman January 1, 2017

laserfist 

Laserfist. A fist primarily made out of a body of coherant energy, namely, in this case a "laser". The "laser" is then formed into the shape of a fist.
Bob got angry and readied his laserfist for battle. He struck Neil who was then obliterated into a fine bloody mist.
laserfist by Laserfist January 9, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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