toilet espionage

The act of pranking others (friend or foe) that revolves around a toilet.

Person 1: Hey dude, let’s do an upper decker on Creepy Larry’s toilet.

Person 2: Time for some toilet espionage.

by Dutch to the Oven June 6, 2018

Toileted

To get shitted on

I just got pumped in the head in fortnite, I have been toileted!

by Flute milk June 15, 2018

Toilet-paper Scrub

Someone who cleans themself in a bath of toilet paper and Sponges without water

Dude! that guy is a toilet-paper scrub, i can smell it

by Oure October 6, 2018

Toiliter

Something funny you write for Urban Dictionary while spending time on the toilet.

After writing so many definitions on Urban Dictionary while on the toilet, I realized I was a Toiliter!

by Frank Palace November 3, 2018

toilet blaster

When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.

I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

toilet jon

Often shipped with Bryan Mendivil or anyone from the Newscapepro crew

Toilet Jon is better shipped with Zeres....

by Bidybab Afton November 11, 2018

Toilet

The thing where 99% of ppl are scared of because they don’t wanna die. Don’t worry kids, the toilet won’t eat you. Toilets have mouths tho, so maybe it CAN eat you. Beware, children

I like toilets

by Getoutofmyhouse December 8, 2018