Limbodancer's definitions

qwertyuiop

Usually happens as a result of boredom whilst sitting at a computer.

I googled qwertyuiop at least 10 times in work today. I was extremely bored.

by Limbodancer November 3, 2018

sixteen ninety

Female who has the body of a sixteen year old and the face of a ninety year old.

Get me that girls number. No wait. On second thoughts don't. She's just turned round and she's a sixteen ninety.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

Harbour light

Another word for a shite.

I'll be out in 5 minutes after I do my harbour light.

by Limbodancer November 3, 2018

Toecutter

A member of a notorious group of freeloaders in the craigavon area.

I came down for a drink during the night and there was a toecutter sleeping on my kitchen floor.

by Limbodancer October 31, 2018

limbo dancer

Someone who peeps under toilet doors.

Beware of the limbo dancers when you're on the throne.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

Swazzy

Sarcastic term for a skinny runt. Complete opposite of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Swazzy looks like death warmed up.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

chocker

Native of craigavon with a head that resembles a cube and speaks through clenched teeth. Usually asks people for cigarettes or money with no intention of ever paying them back.

Get lost chocker. I'm not lending you any more fegs or fivers you freeloader.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018