Limbodancer's definitions

toilet blaster

When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.

I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

B R (business reason)

This is where an employer can ask employees to go home without pay because there is not enough work. It's a sneaky way of exploiting workers. BR's are often popular with employees who are fond of the drink, hardcore druggies and gamblers. This term seems to have originated in the food production industry in Northern Ireland. A BR can also be known as a bullroot or a Brendy Rogers.

I'll see if I can get a B R (business reason) today so I can get a few whoopers and get wiped this afternoon.

by Limbodancer November 6, 2018

limbo dancer

Someone who peeps under toilet doors.

Beware of the limbo dancers when you're on the throne.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

Swazzy

Sarcastic term for a skinny runt. Complete opposite of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Swazzy looks like death warmed up.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

sixteen ninety

Female who has the body of a sixteen year old and the face of a ninety year old.

Get me that girls number. No wait. On second thoughts don't. She's just turned round and she's a sixteen ninety.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

chinned

When someones lower jaw and chin seems to stick out after consuming an amount of illegal drugs, usually ecstasy.

Who fancies getting chinned this weekend.

by Limbodancer November 5, 2018

qwertyuiop

Usually happens as a result of boredom whilst sitting at a computer.

I googled qwertyuiop at least 10 times in work today. I was extremely bored.

by Limbodancer November 3, 2018