queef

A Vagina Fart. Which is just not as funny as an ordinary fart. Since it's coming out of the place where children come out of

Boy 1: *farts*
Boy 2: Hahahaha
Girl 1: *queefs*
Boy 1: Ew Gross.

by dreamer'sball August 11, 2011

Queef

A riddle wrapped in a mystery wearing a hat

Wow, that queef was complex.

by jordan1136 September 14, 2011

Chief Queef

My favorite artist! He wrote Emojis and According to My Watch! My favorite raps, you can listen to them and even queef too!!!!

Man 1: Dude I just fucked my girl to Emojis by Chief Queef

Man 2: Yooooo did she squirt??

by Missfreakyvirgin2 March 31, 2022

queef doctor

A male who cannot fart with noise..so in turn, he turns to silent queefs

When no noise was made and it started to smell like shit, everyone looked at the Queef Doctor because it was a given that he had struck again.

by birdman May 23, 2004

queef

Queef, used in any sentence ever written.perhaps in name calling, exageration, question, and basically can take the place of any use of the word "fuck".. also can be spelt in many different ways.. kaweef, coef, quoef, cuef, ect.

You queef head!
It was queefing Huge!
what the queef?

by Cox April 25, 2003

queef

a flatus coming from a pussy

I heard a queef this morning in steves moms room

by Rob Dog September 2, 2003