sautéed 

to get beyond sauced, crossfaded, or just generally fucked up on weed and/or booze

Dude I got so sautéed after two doobies to the face.

sautéed by jb_stack February 21, 2017

Sautéed 

To be insulted with such gracefulness and/or expertise that one begins to sweat immensely while others nearby cannot help but applaud.

Man 1 : You, sir, are a feeble-minded Neanderthal.
Man 2 : *absolutely perplexed, unsure what to do*
Man 3 : Quite sautéed.

Sautéed by Famboy June 26, 2015

sautéed 

when you get so drunk that you don't remember what you did; blackout drunk

"hey bertha i'm bouta get sautéed tonight!"

sautéed by mackeroniee October 1, 2017

Sautéed 

Being extremely baked

Yea dude we got sautéed last night

Sautéed by Vandooocooked February 24, 2017

Sautéed 

A 7 on the high scale. Barely functional. You can't really talk, only laugh. No control of movement. Possibly tripping but it's still manageable. Best if you not leave the house at this stage.

Q: Yo how high are you bro?

A: I'm at a 7 man, straight sautéed.

Sautéed by entboy420 August 18, 2017

Sautéed 

An insult that does not have a definite meaning, but still has meaning at the same time. Has to do with mood, energy, how social someone is... also can be used if someone does something stupid. Nobody will truly know the full definition of it.
Some times you can just tell by the vibe someone gives off.

Created By Tucker Jones(2018)

Examples:

- Too much energy = Not Sautéed
- Grumpy = Sautéed
- Irritating = Sautéed
- Funny = Not Sautéed

Sautéed by Savage Modesb March 2, 2018

Sautéed 

The feeling of a buzzed drunk off of alcohol.

Matt: Yooo dawg you look hammered

John: Nah i’m just kinda sautéed right now

Sautéed by Boozehound6969 June 21, 2018