Pocket Blitz

When one person in a groups phone rings, and everyone scrambles to his/her pockets for their phone in case it's theirs.

"I was at a party last night with some friends and Caleb's phone rang, and the whole place pocket blitzed."

by Krispekreme January 18, 2013

Pocket Roach

(1.) A person that is always digging in your pockets.
(2.) A Bitch that is always trying to get money out of you.

Yo Bitch, leave me alone, you ain't gettin no money out of me, you damn Pocket Roach!

My bother is a damn Pocket Roach, always asking me for money.

by FuriousVader March 6, 2013

Pockethound

Penis in the pants.

Chris- She wants a guy with a dog.
Paul- She will like your pockethound.

by psnack May 13, 2013

pocket stream

Masterbate into a ziplock bag and keep it in your pocket in order to bring luck at a game of billards.

Alternatively, surreptitiously dipping your testicals in melted velveeta with rotel and have your girlfriend sprinkle bread crumbs on them while you go to sleep. There is no Cumming allowed.

I got my pocket stream ready for pool tonight.

by johny dingo October 28, 2013

Pocket Stoner

Someone who always has weed in their pockets, and smokes on it all day, no matter where they are.

Guy 1: "Dude, you wanna get high right here in the auditorium? I brought some weed with me."

Guy2: "Man you're such a pocket stoner. But yes, yes I would like to smoke the stickiest of the icky with you."

by Sac_static December 9, 2013

pocket flab

On a morbidly obese individual, large flaps of skin hanging down below the waist, forming pockets of flab under the sweatpants, about where the pockets would be on real pants.

Usually observed on American rednecks carrying large misspelled signs protesting against the government.

Dude, did you see the pocket flab on that teabagger?

by DrSamba December 17, 2013