jeff

a long, white, skinny cigarette

person #1: I need a joe!
person #2: do you mean you need a jeff?
#1: shut up

by ohlookabird November 13, 2011

Jeff Vu

A really stupid Asian that claims he was born in New. He tends to be late every morning. Wear's glasses. Stupid. Annoying. Claims to be "Scene."

Jeff Vu

by Jeff Vu January 16, 2009

jeff mcdunham

When you pretend like you know a guys name so you just call him Jeff Mcdunham

Guy 1: Who is that?
Guy 2. Oh, dude, that's Jeff Mcdunham

by A-bombfaceguy February 13, 2009

jeff/jess

weird, odd, clueless, swears to god they're funny.

that guy/girl is so jeff/jess.

by i hav a jeff/jess in mii life July 14, 2009

Jeff Bridgesy

The act of intimidating, being too much like, and/or being Nicholas Cage.

Guy 1: "Man, that motherfucker is being way too Jeff Bridgesy."

Guy 2: "What a fucking chode"

by JMFBBUDKM November 26, 2010

Jeff and Diosa

A simple but happy and memorable feeling in a relationship between two lovers..

Christmas will be all jeff and diosa for both of us..

by Pastelfishbone July 24, 2011