porker puncher

Synonym to chubby chaser. One who actively seeks and attempts coitus with large women.

Holy crap!! Did you see that girl Chris brought home? Yeah, she was huge, I had no idea he was a porker puncher.

by Hop-a-long July 27, 2010

Porkey Pigging

When someone walks around wearing only a shirt and is naked from the waist down.

Equally defined for both sexes.

Most often followed by "it".

Bob got so drunk last night on cheap vodka that he took off his pants and walked around the house porkey pigging it.

by Dexters Dad March 2, 2011

porkmotion

The action of link sausage in a frying pan or hot dogs (brats) on a grill when they are turned or the pan is picked up and they all roll over...or roll too fast precariously close to the edge of a griddle or fire grate.

Time to turn your links, man. No problem, just watch as I gently tilt this pan to one side and porkmotion takes over.

by sjbliv July 3, 2011

Porkubus

An ancient demon guilty of most crimes regarding obesity and food. Will sneak into your fridge at night and eat leftovers. Can also be seen in human form, mostly in Eastern Texas. The fat offspring on an Incubus and a Succubus.

Man, I swear I had some fresh blue cheese in the fridge? Must have been eaten by a Porkubus.

Look at the fat little Porkubus on his bicycle.

by Tony Two-Tone November 16, 2011

porkulate

To copulate with a fat person. (porker)

Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.

by weasel990 December 24, 2016

Porkopotamus

A large, slutty female that’s alway DTF.

Rachel is a Porkopotamus.

I love that redneck bar. You are guaranteed to find a Porkopotamus on any given night.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018