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equally yoked 

Two people together as a couple equal in looks.
I would never date a girl unless we were equally yoked!
equally yoked by Dimegirl May 19, 2018

equally yoked 

Also a Christian, like me. (See the dating site equallyyoked.com). Carries the connotation of bearing the same burden as I do, but, in this modern age when some of the biggest bullies in the country think they're the biggest victims, can be read as a loud whine, with a touch of smirk, that "we Christians (namely, the most cultish, repressed, judgmental, control-freak, childishly simplistic ones) just can't catch a break, can we?"
"He was a great guy, moral, upstanding, gentlemanly... but we just weren't equally yoked."
equally yoked by lexicontraband November 3, 2011

Equally Important

That is fucking hilarious! It's hilarious that you make that distinction.
Hym "Ha! Right! 'Equally important.' So, 'Not at all' but I have to share that lack of importance with you. Hilarious! Absolutely fucking hilarious! I'm not going to do it, but, it's funny!"
Equally Important by Hym Iam May 19, 2025

More equally 

A comparative concept that implies an increased level of fairness, balance, or uniformity in the distribution of resources, opportunities, or rights among individuals or groups.
In order to promote social justice, it is essential to strive for a society where opportunities and resources are distributed more equally among all individuals.
More equally by Marrzzy June 3, 2023

Un-equally Yoked 

A couple who obviously don't belong together such as the dorky dude who never gets any pussy and the overjoyed meth whore who takes way too much cock you see in the local headshop.
Crystal, check out that un-equally yoked pair. He aint had pussy sInce it had him and she's had more cock in her than a walmart mens room.
Un-equally Yoked by Sick MikeyG December 13, 2023

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