fail safe

a ripped or broken latex condom

"<pant pant> Sorry about the fail safe, honey"

by Gee Toe June 1, 2005

Fail

Getting laid in the back of an old chevy with a chick whos face resembles 6 day old chili and getting crabs from the back seat.

Brown bag ala crabs, fail.

by failness August 13, 2008

Fail

It is beleived that this origionated in online games, as if to say: "that sucks"
also may be spelled: f4il f417 fa1l
also may be used with epic (e.g. epic fail)

"woa, this map is a total fail"
"wow, that epic fails!"

by dadefiner December 22, 2008

fail

Facebook chat

I was having a serious conflict with my gf on facebook chat until it told me my messages could not be delivered for like the ninth time. It is so full of FAIL, its just awful!

by Lazarus Blaine December 4, 2009

Fail

Miami Dolphins

The 07 Miami Dolphins went 1-14 Fail

by MaskedSeagull October 6, 2009

epic fail

The words are self-explanatory; inspired from games like Guitar Hero, the words are used when someone fails to complete something, or made fun of him/herself while doing so.

Speaker 1: Dude, im so gonna make this basket!
*he misses
Speaker 2: Haha, epic fail man.

by CutthroatCasey January 16, 2009