trophy wife

Stupid bimbo, who sits at home all day giving out to the pool boy, while reading Hello! and OK magazine, because her own life is so pathetic. Drives a Mercedes ML, whiles husband is out impregnating secetaries and air hostesses. Most likely deserve to die. Reside in the D4 area, sit on school parent's committees, and do charity work to make up for €5,000 BTs shopping spree they did the previous day. Mould daughters into themselves so that they will grow up lonely and empty. Often pregnant at the age of nineteen, always blaming it on the condom.

Mother: A stupid commoner scratched my Merc while I was at the spa with Britney, luckily I was able to get Jeeves to pick me up in the chopper.

by jdi May 9, 2004

wifed

To be 'wifed'. To be unable to participate in any form of bloke entertainment, due to hassles from one's wife.

'Sorry lads, I can't go to the football match. I'm wifed!'

by Assassin August 19, 2003

wifebeater

the official douchebag uniform

person 1: did you see that guy in the wifebeater?
person 2: yeah, he looks like a douchebag

by clappsta March 4, 2009

wift

to fart, squeak or pop gas out of your ass, similar to a fart but with style.

"dayum i think i just wifted" "yes i smell the dolca and gabbana in the air"

by heatrash. December 28, 2009

Wife

Someone who must absolutely never find out about your girlfriend

John: I'm with you because I love you, I'm married to my wife because she has money.

by Xathian June 1, 2009

Dazai's wife

Dazai's wife is Sophia Osamu. She has pretty brown hair and brown sparkly eyes. Dazai fell in love with her and ONLY her. They're a married couple. They live together and do things together. They both love each-other very much and will always be together!

Dazai's wife is Sophia Osamu.

by Sophia Osamu December 11, 2020

wife beater

A perticularly strong/ cheap/ cheap+strong alcoholic beverage best served ice cold from a can. Usualy beer or cider.Makes you want to smile,then frown,the hit someone/anyone,then sell the childrens toys for more of it.

The "harder stuff" is reffered to as "wreck the house"

Can I offer you some fine South African wine sir,or some light+frothy larger?

Nah, give us the usual.

Very good sir,10 cans of wife beater and a pub sized bottle of wreck the house comming up sir!!

by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004