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Crotch

Besides the obvious definition, it also means to throw something away. Such as an illegal drug or drug paraphernalia.
Guy 1: shit man the fuzz is coming crotch the weed
Guy 2: alright I threw it in the ditch
by The_semi stoner March 10, 2022
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Disney Crotch

The act of walking bow legged due to chaffing of the inner thigh and groin region . Caused by presence of friction between the thighs . Which creates a dry sensitive red hive like reaction. Provoked and brought on by the daily walking of an amusement park on a hot sweaty day . Such as Disneyland .
I got Disney crotch so bad right now" . "I totally got Disney crotch at the park today .
by PinkPistol December 15, 2010
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crotch rocket

you've got a sexy crotch rocket, can i touch it?
by Qwerty April 16, 2004
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crotch rot

on a hot summer day when you take a shit and you dont wipe your ass to good and then your crack and hole get chaffed and it mixes with sweat and it fucks your whole day cause it irritates when you walk, woman wont admit to this
i pooed this morniing and didnt wipe good now i have crotch rot.. see monkey butt
by urexcellency May 16, 2003
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crotch walking

Crotch walking is a theft tactic that is cleverly performed by women.
They simply wear a full dress or skirt into the store; place an item between their thighs, and walk out of the business like it is any other normal shopping day. crotch walking
by crotchwalker January 21, 2010
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mormon crotch

Having a disgusting wet spot from a nocturnal emission concerning your roommates mother. Then proceeding to walk around for hours with said spot on pants and showing everyone your ejaculant....Mormon crotch.
Pete had a case of the Mormon crotch after he ejaculated in his pants while dreaming about my mother.
by Jason9410 November 20, 2007
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Popcorn Crotch

Popped kernals of corn that have landed in your crotchal region. Usually covered in butter or salt, or kettle style if thats what you prefer. mmm mmm good
Hey Aunt Sally, i see you have missed your mouth and unfortunately have got a case of popcorn crotch. Gee golly, you had better fix that before uncle john finds out.
by Slut Sandwich July 3, 2007
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