Wrath of the Lich King

New way that Blizzard YET STILL control the addicts of World of Warcraft's lack of social lives... IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME!

WoW Player 1: Did you know a new expansion is coming out for WoW?
WoW Player 2: Really what's it called?
WoW Player 1: Wrath of the Lich King, bringing back W3!
WoW Player 2: Really, no way why?
WoW Player 1: Blizz has to keep up with all the other MMORPGS.
WoW Player 2: (runs around screaming maniacally)

by WoW Babe 330 August 14, 2007

king high school

The gayest place on earth.

I go to the bitchschool, King hign school.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

King Ranch

This is a term used to describe somthing that is overblown,with either hype or extras.One may often have a very small penis if one needs something king ranched.A truck by ford is king ranched (F250 KING RANCH).The owners of said truck are most often "tools"with little manhoods.

You know that tool you work with,he just bought a F250 king ranch.

by car tv February 26, 2010

King Butthole the 3rd

In the year 1903, King Butthole the 3rd was born into kingship after his mother died in labor and his dad got wasted and set himself on fire. From the year 1903 to 1907, Austria was ruled by a baby. While under the baby's rule the country went to war with Godzilla and the United Arab Emirates.

In the year 1907 the King went to preschool. After the first day he declared war on finger paints and naptime. Finger paints suffered after the king used his nuclear capabilities on the crayola fingerpaint warehouse in Mongolia. But the king let naptime escape with it's life.
In the year 1957 the king bought the company who made Better Homes and Gardens magazine and made it into his military headquarters. With his base set up the King decided to build the great fort wallacocky made entirely of popsicle sticks.

The fort soon was destoyed in World war 2.5 and the King died in battle.

After dying the Austrian stock market collapsed and nobody goes there anymore. THE END!

“The Irish flag dips to no earthly butthole.”

~ Oscar Wilde on King Butthole the 3rd

by kodiac1 July 6, 2006

king dong

one who has a giant or massive dong that reaches beyond 20 inches. In order to get within 20 feet of king dong you have to have the following requirments:
1. Have a fucking loose ass pussy at least 12 inches in width
2. Can deepthroat a fucking telephone pole
3. last but not least...loves giant horse donkey puff pastry wood.

Christy: guess what leslie...
Leslie : what?
Christy: King dong totally devoured my insides with his massive CAK

by Chase Mclean April 23, 2005

King Bee

1. A guy is who is the Head of a clique.

2. Someone who has powerful influence over his friends

Girl : "who's that powerful guy there?"
Guy: "he's the king bee. no one dares to offend him."

by supernerds June 17, 2009

Fornication Under the Consent of the King

this is the expanded abbreviation of the word or slang term which is FUCK.
a long time in England, one would need to get 'consent' from the king, if a couple would ever want to have sex or have a child (this is not including nobility or royalty)

man:"Lets have a child"
Woman: "But first we must get 'fornication under the consent of the king.
use that next time you want to swear :D

by rachell09 January 22, 2009