I Am your mom 

What Mormons answer when asked why they are wearing a tie and backpack while choking on a piece of chicken.

Curious person: Hey, why are you wearing a tie and backpack?

Mormon: I am your mom, *cough* *cough*, ahum, sorry, I mean I am mormon.

I Am your mom by tellthetruth February 28, 2008

Wow ok so I am really bored so I'm going to create an urban dictionary article for just this sentence

Cade got bored in environmental in 11th grade, so he made an urban dictionary article just for himself

"dumbass this can't work in a sentence Wow ok so I am really bored so I'm going to create an urban dictionary article for just this sentence "

Wow ok so I am really bored so I'm going to create an urban dictionary article for just this sentence by Swoooopy February 24, 2020

i am a turtle 

You say this when you fell like a turtle

Person 1:hey want to do some thing

Person 2: no

Person 1:why

Person 2: i am a turtle

i am a turtle by Starchaserthesylveon April 19, 2018

acting stupider than I am 

I often act stupider than I am, just to lead people off. I love to troll people and get their reactions

acting stupider than I am

acting stupider than I am by Evilous Dark Power January 11, 2021

Luke, I am your father 

someting you don't wanna hear a random stranger tell you if you're luke.

random guy:Luke, I am your father
luke:(realizing his mother is a hoe)

Luke, I am your father by why are the all taken1589 May 16, 2019

Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!

When you ask your neighbor for some sugar, and really you just want them to come over to have some sticky sweaty sex, or make some sweet, sugary love.

"Hey there... I have a huge favor to ask..."
"Sure, what do you need?"
Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!
"I'll be right over with some C&H!"

Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor! by JeenaMarz August 8, 2017

ma'am slammed 

being called "ma'am" by an attractive man who obviously considers you to be his mother's peer, not his.

I had hoped he might be interested in me, but when I was ma'am slammed, I realized he obviously considered me too old.

ma'am slammed by 1SmartBlonde July 2, 2009