I Am your mom

A reply to the popular ya mom! "insult".

A: You're an idiot.
B: Your mom's an idiot!
A: Yeah, well, I Am your mom.

by jampot August 19, 2006

I Am your mom

Another stupid phrase with no meaning behind it whatsoever.

Connor, I am your mom.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

I Am your mom

Opposite of "I am your dad"

I am your mom. That's why.

by April Ann February 3, 2004

I Am your mom

When one is your mom.

"Son, I am your mom."

by RandomThai555 November 11, 2002

I Am your mom

What I am

your mom

by DaMan September 10, 2003

I Am your mom

What Mormons answer when asked why they are wearing a tie and backpack while choking on a piece of chicken.

Curious person: Hey, why are you wearing a tie and backpack?

Mormon: I am your mom, *cough* *cough*, ahum, sorry, I mean I am mormon.

by tellthetruth February 29, 2008

I Am your mom

I am your mom.

your mom

by Anonymous July 9, 2003