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A reply to the popular ya mom! "insult".
A: You're an idiot.
B: Your mom's an idiot!
A: Yeah, well, I Am your mom.
by jampot August 19, 2006
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What Mormons answer when asked why they are wearing a tie and backpack while choking on a piece of chicken.
Curious person: Hey, why are you wearing a tie and backpack?

Mormon: I am your mom, *cough* *cough*, ahum, sorry, I mean I am mormon.
by tellthetruth February 28, 2008
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