Shitwolf

The lack of any supporting evidence of a statement.
Modern crude adaptation of the phrase "crying wolf".
Coined by a police officer in Trailer Park Boys

Season 4 Episode 1 Never Cry Shitwolf.

You should never cry shitwolf." or "You can't believe Johnny because hes always crying shitwolf.

by sonofaglitch September 18, 2010

Shit slinger

A person of the male or female variety who throws extreme amounts of bullshit your way. This person is usually shady as fuck and should be avoided at all costs. This could range from your coworker who swears they didn't take your moms homemade lasagna out the break room refrigerator to that crack head crazy bitch you used to know in highschool.

That shady muckalucka Jessica is such a shit slinger; she's always on some bullshit.

That bitch LaQueeshah is a class A shitslinger. Everybody in this motherfuckin salon knows that weave ain't no real 100% human hair.

by Julie da broke bitch Savage June 15, 2013

Shafer shits

a desperate need to go to the bathroom after eating at VCU's Shafer Dining Court.

The freshman soon realized the inevitability of shafer shits after dinner at shafer.

by BobbyK. March 11, 2011

the shift

what irish people call snogging or making out

a fridget has never had the shift

i got the shift last night

he got shifted at school

she has never had the shift

fridget

by ginger gurl February 26, 2013

Shifting

Going to another Parallel reality.

"I wanna go to Hogwarts for real"
"Try Shifting"

by mrmalfoyswifey September 28, 2020

ghost shit

A shit that you spend a nice long time working on, but then when you're done, isn't in the toilet! You could have sworn you took that shit but it's gone! You wipe your arse and it's perfectly clean. Where did the shit go? I don't know!

Bob: Hey man! You didn't flush the toilet! Samwise: It's ok playa. It was a ghost shit... respek

by MadHat December 17, 2004

Shit Apple

A derogatory term used to describe the child of someone you think of as shit. A “shit apple” never falls far from the “shit tree.”

Randy: "I can't believe Trinity was throwing bottles, Mr. Lahey."

Mr. Lahey: "Shit apple."

by Ronnie Honduras April 10, 2007