Read a book

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.

1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."

2. Joe: "Earth is round."

Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"

by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017

restaday

When you rested yesterday or the thing you did the day before

Fatima: what did you do yesterday

Haya: had a restaday

by Winniefrmzacity May 24, 2018

Readalicious

This word means salivating at the prospect of reading new books. Just as Food tastes delicious so do books look read-a-licious

One look at the new releases and I am salivating ....these are readalicious

by WXR June 3, 2018

read up on it

What you may literally hafta do if you wanna learn Chinese --- some of their text is arranged in a vertical column that hasta be scanned from the bottom to the top in order to decipher it. Makes ya wonder how the Chinese don't get sore necks from all dat bobble-headed noddin' they do whenever they sit down to read da mornin' paper.

Learning how to make sense of all that fancy vertical signage in Chinatown is fairly simple --- just read up on it.

by QuacksO May 9, 2018

retabb

A meaningless insult you’re left with when some dumbass on iFunny tries to troll you, but can’t even spell.

Had to Urban Dictionary retabb to see what it meant. Turns out it’s not a real word.

by LinzyTheButcher May 15, 2018

Ready Rider

A guy (often times a dope boy) who sleeps with all his clothes on so that he is always ready to ride out.

Man C-Note does not look comfortable sleeping on that couch like that.

He’s a straight Ready Rider.

by WhiteMike1 June 19, 2018

Reads-drop

verb
To secretly read something that someone else is reading, often taking place on the subway. Gerund or present participle: readsdropping

I leaned over her shoulder, just enough to reads-drop this week's weather forecast

by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018