Retadism

The condition of being so god damn stupid that you've passed the point of Retardism and we have to drop a whole R just to show the significance of it.

Guy 1: "Did he seriously think it would take 10 Mexicans to screw in a lightbulb?
Guy 2: "I don't think I've ever seen this level of Retadism."

Retadism by Dumbass510 March 5, 2021

retardism 

A philosophy or the actual physical act that demonstrates one's stupidity and statements thereof. onesided,tithead,
slow,retard,asshole,moron

The asshole of a boss was preaching his regular spiel of bullshit which was nothing more than retardism.

retardism by spikeB028 November 11, 2006

retardism 

a name of a child you hate, or a religion for stupid people such as myself

¨oh them? they are just my retardism.¨

¨I believe the religion of retardism.¨

retardism by Ca2en September 15, 2017

retardism 

the state or condition of being dropped on your head.

that asshole got dropped on his fucking head. he has retardism

retardism by Wills0 June 6, 2009

retardism 

retardism (v.) one who acts retarded all the time.

that person has retardism.

that person has been diagnosed with retardism.

retardism by funnies23 January 9, 2011

Retardism 

A word meaning “to be a retard” you have retardism

Wow I have such retardism rn

Retardism by Isayestothis February 8, 2021

Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism 

An infectious disease which causes the victim to frequently act in an extremely retarded manner, may it be in the form of making whale noises while clapping their hands like a seal, or staring at the ceiling while drooling helplessly and laughing as if possessed.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
* Wailing making whale noises
* Suddenly yelling 'Iowa' in an extremely retarded manner
* Laughing helplessly after making a bad joke or thinking about something remotely dark
* Acting autistic in public
* Making weird noises which include, but are not limited to, 'IOWAAAA', 'HUEEEEE', 'KEKKEKKEK' etc.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about John?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was fine at the party until he had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism... poor fellow lost it then and there and passed away making whale noises."

Person 1: "I couldn't stop laughing after reading the word 'special assembly' and imagining a bunch of students standing in lines, staring at the sky with their heads crooked, drooling from their mouths and endlessly laughing."
Person 2: "Yeah, well, you had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism. Relatable."

Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism by specialneedsbear June 8, 2018