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A meaningless insult you’re left with when some dumbass on iFunny tries to troll you, but can’t even spell.
Had to Urban Dictionary retabb to see what it meant. Turns out it’s not a real word.
retabb by LinzyTheButcher May 15, 2018
Words you can keep
a)conceptual Barbie doll that would teach kids about mental retardation and act as balance in the world of the hegemony of artificially perfect beauty. See Ms. Wheelchair America, acrotomophilia midget porn barbie.

b)a blonde, Barbie-like female with shortcomings in the realm of intellect. See blonde retard.
a)
Shaneequa: "Mommy says I'm special. Kids call me a retard."

b)
Jessica: "Oh Em Gee!"
Stan: "Shut up, Retarbie!"
Retarbie by Downi Creations July 19, 2009
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Purposeful typo that provides censor free use of the word retard in rocket league game chat.
"LOL RETARBSSS! GIT GOT"
"Tm8 retarb"
"nice try retarb"
"what a save tarb"

"great pass retarb"
"gg retarbs"
"ff retarbs"
"just quit retarbs"
Retarb by Retarb December 25, 2020
to redo, rebuild, reposition, reimage your living space/home/apartment.
I'm going to have my pad refabbed.
I need to refabb my apartment before I sell it.
Just bought a bank repo and god, does it needs refabbing.
Refabb by Refabber March 16, 2010

recabbageilisationalism 

the art of turning into a cabbage, again.
In Harry Potter, Professor McGonagall is an Animagus and can take the shape of a cat whenever she wants, which isn't as cool as my brother who is a master at recabbageilisationalism.

retabled 

Retabled is when ur retarded as well as disabled

Sometimes a word used because you forgot how to speak in common people English

When u go to say ur retarded and disabled at the same time and it comes out as retabled
Alice~*does something stupid once again*

Rebecca~ DAFUQ she doing?

Caitlin~OMG ur so retabled
retabled by Bermudaaaaaa April 11, 2014

retarblican 

1.A retarded republican (GOP). 2. A dupe for a republican. 3. One who lacks the wealth to be an “actual” republican, yet supports the policies that victimize him. 4.conservatard 5. republitard6. one who lacks critical thought; drinks the "cool-ade'
“Only a retarblican actually would believe the corporately owned media is liberal.” “The middleclass woman who is a member of the republican party must be a retarblican because it was the conservatives who opposed women’s suffrage.”
retarblican by ad-92129 November 19, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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