Al-Khattab Insurgency

The Al Khattab insurgency is a militant group based out of Libya that is responsible for multiple attacks in North Africa and East Africa. The group was formed after the collapse of the Gadaffi Regime. The group, lead by Sozar Donedison, an Irish-Albanian immigrant, claims affiliation with ISIL, ISIS, and Al-Qaeda.

“Did you hear about Al-Khattab Insurgency?”
“Wtf is an Al-Khattab?”
“Its a terrorist organization in Libya”

by Sonar eshak June 28, 2021

Big Al

The director of Juwu Furry Actors (AB), who can often be seen driving around in a forklift at mach 3 as a pachycephalosaurus. He has great skill when it comes to killing people.

What is that?

It's Big Al's magical forklift...

by CallMeBez May 19, 2022

YouTube-al Ligation

A form of female sterilization in which a woman is using a laptop to watch funny videos on YouTube. She laughs so hard that she falls onto the floor, accidentally jams the computer up her twat, and severs her fallopian tubes.

I just heard Andrea is barren and will never be able to have a kid.

Yeah, she was watching "Grape Lady Falls" last night, fell off of her futon and accidentally gave herself a YouTube-al ligation. Ow ow ow ow! It hurts it hurts it hurts!

by dearthyvader April 13, 2010

Yusuf al kaysani

The best husband in the world, have big dick energy and actual big dick, prefer to Top, like a lot, people surprised when he said he didn't like switching but it's the truth.

Yusuf al kaysani is the people I'd been taught to hate but now I married this man, no regret, said Nicoló di genova.

by Maghrib November 15, 2020

ale orgies

Drinking beer then using the empty bottles to have sex

After you are don't with the beer, we can have an ale orgies and shove it up my ass.

by King of bull shit August 17, 2017

Al jabber

Where a Russian mother beats her Saudi Arabian son

Bless him he just keeps getting Al jabber

by The al jabber hater February 24, 2022

Al-Jazeera

An antisemitic newspaper named after the Arabic term meaning "The Jewish Conspiracy", known for overblowing the already grave situation within Palestine while employing an Anti-Israeli bias.

It's Al-Jazeera again with their news about Palestine.

by Zlaze September 13, 2022