Toosie Slide

Toosie Slide is when you’re banging your lover anally while both on your sides and after you pull out a full shit or “toosie roll” slides right out in between the two of you

I had just blown my load in her booty hole. Feelin good I pulled my dick out and she immediately toosie slided in the middle of the bed, now I’m sleeping on the couch for the night

by Itshitneybitch November 22, 2020

toolshack

Rachael "Rosch" and Elise, having all of the qualities of a tool and then some.

Rosch is a toolshack

by brothermace October 18, 2010

Tooth Blanket

The act of performing oral on a chick that looks like she is squeezing a large beaver between her thighs. AKA "mexican rodeo"

I totally flossed my teeth when i gave my girl a tooth blanket.

by danzig1984 April 2, 2011

Tooth Moustache

When pubic hair gets stuck in someones braces while giving oral. This makes it a lot less horny.

H: yesterday S gave me a bj but my pubes got stuck in her braces
A: LOL! she got a tooth moustache

by @[][]!# February 21, 2013

toothless jerry

Simply put, the anus. Toothless Jerry is the one you blame for all the noise/stink.

Ted: dude, it smells like crap in here!! Bud: Yea, Toothless Jerry is really talkin to me today.

by mememeyea August 15, 2015

Toost

The second chick you might have had sex with.

That's toost was awesome last night.

Bullshit. I don't even think you had first let alone toost.

by Jrailey May 13, 2016

Toothpick

A crazy person with only one remaining tooth who whizzes in and out and has no friends

Hey was that Toothpick that just came through?
Yeah it was that prick!

by KnobbyChoCho May 15, 2017