cock-o-clock

A penis puppetry move in which the penis is brought across the top of the wrist, like a watch. You then get someone to ask you what time it is, to which you enthusiasticly reply 'cock-o-clock!!!'

Pook: Ask me what time it is.

Victim: What time is it?

Pook: COCK-O-CLOCK!!!!

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

cold-clocked

When someone puts a clock in your freezer as a joke and you don't find it until weeks later.

Two weeks ago I had a party, and just this morning discovered that I was cold-clocked!

by Flarkington April 27, 2010

cloak

to smoke marijuana.

hey dude, you wanna cloak a joint?

i just cloaked a bong.

by frankie demore doffman February 21, 2009

6 o'clock Shadow

The stubble on your balls when you miss a shave.

I'm being poked by my 6 o'clock shadow.

by Northside Johnny December 8, 2012

shot clock

When an individual manages to fit both the testicles and entire shaft of the penis in their mouth all at once. The goal is to see how long one can hold the contained "junk" in one's mouth.

Man, last night Lisa let me drill a buzzer beater before the shot clock expired.

by T. Stockton July 28, 2007

ass clock

A device similar to that of a clock except it is surgically emplanted into the cheek of your choice.

"Dude, I love the ass clock man."
"I know right ain't it sick? I can tell the time just by checking out my ass!"

by Jhary March 28, 2008

Alarm clock

a college professor ( Southern Negro college use ) old slang in 1940's

- he ain't a phat alarm clock.
- ya` be right

by William Warney March 14, 2010