topper

A topper, derived from the word top (tongue on penis), is a girl who is known for administering oral sex.

Danielle is a topper, you should take her to prom if you want to get your dick wet.

by DJ D-Ret October 23, 2006

topple

A big sloppy, smelly shit.

"Whoah that curry I had last night was hot. Should have seen the size of the topple I had today!"

by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005

Tappel

When a bag of shit is thrown on a roof and is lit on fire by a lightening strike.

Guy 1: Dude it's about to storm
Guy 2: thank god, i have to shit and i really wanted to do a Tappel tonight

by thedefiner2015 September 17, 2012

Carrot Topped

CARROT-TOPPED: Is when a girl on her menstural period rubs her pussy on your head scalp after you perform oral on her..red wings.

Dick loved being "Carrot Topped" by Jane every time aunt flow came to town.

Jane loved to give all the boys "carrot tops" once a week every month.

by originalsinz69 March 6, 2010

Carrot Topped

To lose a fight to a Ginger Haired male that used to be small/weedy in High School, but has now beefed up on the sauce (steroids), to become an even uglier looking Ginger, but with muscles and strength to boot. Said Beefcake lost all credits of being class clown.

"Wow, Chaz was so popular in school... I bet he didn't see himself being Carrot Topped by Schleprock Malone 10 years ago"

"Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"

by Ginger_Lover March 7, 2010

Penis Topper

A good looking sexual partner that sits atop ones penis to spice it up a bit. Similar to grade school pencil toppers.

Damn man, I ran into my old penis topper the other week. I don't know why I threw that one away.

by Grover114 October 12, 2011

Topper

Noun. The last toke you take before you stop smoking weed because you are as high as you want to be.

"No thanks man, that last one was my topper."

"No dude, I topped out already."

"I had to pick up the phone just as I was exhaling my topper! I hate talking to people when I'm high; it was like, "I know I'm talking too much, but I don't know what I can leave out of what I'm saying!"

by Thomas Shane January 8, 2010