Smuff

A molding of the two words small and stuff. Meaning any and everything that is small yet intriguing.

They recently came out with a miniature pig that you can keep as a pet, now that is awesome smuff!

by smuffed October 24, 2009

Spluff

When a male porn star ejaculates into a fluffers mouth by accident.

First used by J. English - Cambridge 2004 - after having accidently cum in a girl's mouth at an Ann Summer's party.

"I'm so sorry but I've just spluffed"

by Jonny English October 17, 2004

sluffer

A word whihc means to not take ones shots, and continue fighting

Guy:*hits*
guy2:*dismisses shot*
Guy:"SLUFFING WHORE..."

by Knave March 13, 2005

smuff

the act of "muffing" (can be normal or pertain to a sexual act or her being a SMUT) it that is partook by a slutty (and or drunk) girl.

nick- "i saw you talking to that girl last night at the bar. how many hours did it take her to pronounce her first full sentence of the night? did you give her your cash and prizes by the end of the night?"

travis-"yea but she thought it was a good idea to try and blow me while she was taking off her panties. she got them stuck around her ankles fell forward, gagged on my cock vomited on the hardwood floor and slipped hit her head and didnt get up. she was there when i left this morning too i hope she isnt there when i get home."

Nick- "man she smuffed it so hard she may never recover hahaha"

by ucsmut February 22, 2010

Sluffalufagus

A cop that produces a low volume of traffic citations. Generally the only written citations are for accidents. These officers can sometimes be found hiding in parking decks or behind a church. Used almost exclusively in the central Virginia area.

That Sluffalufagus only has three traffic tickets for the month, someone must have been speeding in the deck.

by L. Bogert December 13, 2007

smufficate

To smother and sufficate together; at the same time

If I use that blanket, I will smufficate!

by sabbycat June 30, 2009

nocturnal smuffocation

(v.) to be or become choked or smothered during sleep by a vagina, a.k.a. muff.

An Anderson woman died today from nocturnal smuffocation when the trashy prostitute, who she had been giving a place to stay, roofied the woman and waited for her to pass out before she rode the woman’s face, forcing non consensual cuninglingus.

by Btwitsjennifer July 3, 2018