Sluffalufagus 

A cop that produces a low volume of traffic citations. Generally the only written citations are for accidents. These officers can sometimes be found hiding in parking decks or behind a church. Used almost exclusively in the central Virginia area.

That Sluffalufagus only has three traffic tickets for the month, someone must have been speeding in the deck.

Sluffalufagus by L. Bogert December 13, 2007

snuffalupagus 

1) The large wooly mammoth featured on the children's television program, Sesame Street. He could only be seen by Big Bird
2) A person or thing that either exists only in one's mind or others have never met, therefore think only exists in one's mind.

1) Big Bird and Snuffalupagus are best friends.

2) I haven't seen you in so long - everyone was beginning to think you were my Snuffalupagus!

snuffalupagus by Eerbink April 25, 2006

stuffaluffagus

The act of stuffing your head or as much as of your head you can get into a women's ass or vagina. Not to be confused with Snuffaluffagus.

Fuck, her pussy was so wide, I tried the stuffaluffagus.

stuffaluffagus by AN0SEater December 24, 2020

scruffalufagus 

Any person, male or female, who has gone without shaving, shaping or trimming the areas they normally shave for such an extended period of time that they could be mistaken for Big Bird's best friend.

I went a whole week without shaving once. Producers from Sesame Street were started calling me and asking why I hadn't shown up to work. I was a real scruffalufagus.

scruffalufagus by theadamkomar January 10, 2010

snuffaluffagus 

The big mammoth type creature Big Bird sees when he's on acid

no one but Big Bird can see snuffaluffagus cuz big birds always on acid.

snuffaluffagus by Mr_Blanko February 5, 2005

Snuffaluffagus 

The act of a man placing one's testicles over a woman's eyes and flopping his penis over her nose; resembling the bug-eyed character from Sesame Street.

Christie was passed out on the couch, and I gave her a snuffaluffagus. Her eyelashes tickled my balls.

Snuffaluffagus by Feed me a stray cat September 25, 2010

Snuffaluffagus 

A big fluffy elephant thing thats really awesome

The thing off of sesame street

Snuffaluffagus by Punkchick May 12, 2003