Kappa Slapper

Female equivalent of the Nike Pikey. Found all over the British Isles usually congregating in large groups at bus stops and parks. Dresses in sportswear (not just Kappa) drinks cheap cider or supermarket vodka. Constantly smoking fags. Chav scum.

"I never bin wiv 'im. I ain't no Kappa-slapper!"

by Gavin Corder January 5, 2005

carrot snapper

South East Idaho slang for a person(s) from Utah, i.e. Salt Lake City.

Driving interstate 15 south through Utah valley Bill says to MOM, "MOM the carrot snappers are looking at us."

by ty2i July 24, 2009

Sadiq's Supper

The digit dung lodged beneath the jagged, talons/fingernails of a goat violating Arab.

Sometimes consumed dry but frequently moistened by perspiration around the anus.

Consumed with a garnish of coarse black hair, this is a staple of middle-eastern cuisine.

Tired and famished, a slouching Saddiq chawed on his fingernails, reaping the bounty of an extended early morning ass gouging. A Sadiq's Supper.

by Herbie Dongsporran July 24, 2021

London Long-Snapper

When you are about to take a leak, get in a 3 point stance, like a center in the NFL, with your back towards the toilet. Once in the 3 point stance grab your junk with your other hand and aim for the toilet. When the time is right let it flow. That is how you successfully execute the London Long-Snapper.

London Long-Snapper.. Try it!

by Dave Devenney October 7, 2007

henny sipper

One who sips straight Henny, usually over the rocks(ice) and out of a small 4 to 6 ounce glass.

"Teflon is the material for the imperial.. mic ripper, girl stripper, the Henny Sipper.."

Lame Friend: "Damn, you've been drinkin Hennessy for 7 hours now and you seem fine!"
TZ: "Oh Hell yeah, just call me the Henny Sipper.."

by TZ January 19, 2005

load sopper

a rag, towel, sock, t-shirt, or whatever your choice, used to clean up a load after having sex or jerking off

hey Sally, we need to get a new load sopper, this one is hard and crusty now

Hey DJ, can you hand me the load sopper so i can wipe off the mess you made on my back

by flesh colored radio June 23, 2007

Kappa Slapper

A female of the Chav species. The comman Kappa slapper is usually wearing Kappa labeled sports attire, hair is usually bleached blonde, donning roots and scraped back into a high side ponytail in order to look semi Ghetto. Usually hangs around bus stops and the local hangouts to look Street, Dope and Down. Usually asks passers buy for money, cigarettes, and to borrow your Mobile phone (cell phone) only to later steal it to sell off in order to buy crack.

Location: Town Centre.

Kappa Slapper 1: S'cuse me mate, you got time on ya?

Passer-by: Yes its two o'clock

Kapper Slapper 1: Thanks mate, you got any ciggys on ya?

Passer-by: No, sorry

Kapper Slapper 2: Your well gay

Kapper Slapper 1: 'Ere mate lend us your phone i need to call me mam

Passer-by: Er, ok, here... (gives phone)

Kapper Slapper 1: TAXED!

(Runs away with phone)

Kapper Slapper 2 (Calls out): See ya later - Minge

by la_dolce-vita December 28, 2005