Not The Onion

A disclaimer used when sharing a news article, announcing that the content is absurd, but real. It references the satirical news outlet The Onion.

Joe: Not The Onion- Republicans are proposing a law to implement criminal charges on women who have miscarriages.

by Scotialist August 12, 2011

onion fart

A fart that stinks so bad that it causes the eyes of those unlucky enough to smell it to tear up. Also known to be one of the densest of all farts- it takes about 5-6 minutes for the smell to dissipate.

Gross! Sammy just let out an onion fart!

by Shawn B. June 27, 2003

peel the onion

1: To "work" slowly at getting to something.
2: When dating: talk, get to know each other, and THEN have sex.

Antonym: stab it with a paring knife

Father-son talk: Hun, "Peel the onion" before you try to have sex with her. Dating isn't like a fruit that you can stab with a paring knife. It's more like an onion.

by ldmtwo November 24, 2013

Your Mothers Onions

Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative

Stranger- Get the fuck out of my way
You- Why don't you lick your mothers onions
Stranger- What does that even mean?
You- I don't know but it's provocative

by YMO June 29, 2014

Onion Buns

The most beautiful ass known to mankind. So nice that it will in fact make a grown man cry.

When i saw them onion buns it brought a tear to my eye.

by JRod H. February 7, 2007

Raw Onion

(noun) -A slang term for an older, well used, filthy fuck-hole on an angry bitch from the South. It derives from two parts. 1) Raw. A cunt hole stretched to the point of bleeding. and 2) Onion. The fermented fish-filth that waters your eyes like an onion.

Gertrude is a bitch living in the South. Upon masturbating with a lumber 2x4 and shoving it into her bleeding, cavernous cuntmuffin, the lumber warped and immediately turned brown. Jerry, her fucked in the head hillbilly neighbor, caught a quick glimpse of her disgusting Raw Onion and began to vomit.

by MarkaLisa2910 January 22, 2015

Orson Scott Card

The science fiction/fantasy writing GOD, author of the four best books in history; the Ender saga, as wells as the next three best books ever, Ender's Shadow, books set in the same universe.

You should go by some books by Orson Scott Card right NOW!

by Senai March 10, 2004