midget granny

Small old lady with a hunchback and white hair walking around with a stick or in a mobility car. They are generally found in groups or outside the bingo. You do not want to approach one of these if they are naked. They generally walk in front of you very slowly and piss you off and they often smell of piss and cigarettes.

"I'll kick midget grannies in the tits."

"You're such a midget granny"

"That midget granny has a saggy ass dude."

"I did a midget granny who had a really wrinkly fanny"

"I'm doing the midget granny robot dance"

by JenAsh May 11, 2008

Midgetized

When your Dick gets as small as you've ever seen it get. usually after getting out of cold water.

Dude, after that lap around the pool i think i'm midgetized

by wrvssuckssoadlover November 29, 2009

midget clown porn

1. A type of porn that contains midgets in clown suits.

Wee-man and jenny were dressed as clowns making a midget clown porn video.

by /b/ro4lyfe November 17, 2013

Midget Rape

When a midget runs up behind somebody, and wacks them in the head with their Oompa Loompa stick.

"How did Jessica die again?"
"Oh, she got Midget Raped."

by Koneko^^ July 21, 2018

nigga midget

A black person no taller than 3 foot 10, but has the same size teeth a full size nigga.

Hey paw, there there is a nigga midget in the watermelon patch.

by Tant nuts September 18, 2016

Midget Hoe

A midget Hoe is a small women who sells her body for cheeseburgers and milkshakes.

"Dam that Midget Hoe must be horny for a cheeseburger, she fucked me five times and now she wants a double cheeseburger"

by misterpotatohead March 26, 2010

Gay midget furry porn

Sex in its best form and shortest

Gay midget furry porn is a gift from God

by Sackboy69 July 9, 2021