lochgilphead

lochgilphead is situated by loch gilp meaning "chisel shaped loch". lochgilphead is home to kilmory castle (the local goverments offices) dispite having shops and clubs lochgilphead still manages to remain the disreputed cum stain on the worlds sunday blouse.

person 1- so your from lochgilphead?
person 2-yeah, so what?
person 1-no luck

by donny macmillan June 30, 2008

the loophole

Fucking your christian girlfriend in the ass because she wants to stay a vaginal virgin until marriage.

"Lacy and I fucked for hours but I had to use the loophole"

by fickmichvati February 18, 2017

loophole

A forgotten condition in a law, agreement, etc. that allows one to interpret and, in conclusion, get around another condition(s).

Dave: Man, I fucken HATE that bitch.

Joe: Calm down, you know we're not allowed to hit girls.

Dave: Who said anything about "hitting". There's no rule against brutally beating with a medival flail. *evil glint* Loopholes rule!

Joe: You sick fuck.

by the pwn3r August 8, 2006

Lonch

Underground indie band hailing from Long Island, New York. The members pride themselves in their strikingly different personalities but manage to combine for an eclectic vibe. Often include steady rhythmic reggae beats with electric instrumentals for an artsy, unique sound. Influences include Raptor Jesus, Jeff Goldblum, Fidel Castro, Bob Marley, and Insanity Wolf.

Pat: Have you heard of Lonch?
James: Yeah, they're pretty decent.

by californication93 June 2, 2010

Lochlann

Lochlann Is a cute boy with perfect blonde hair and piercing blue eyes, he is extremely thoughtful and romantic. He will be willing to eat any food you offer him... Especially flakes. He melts your heart.

Person: Dinosaurs are kinda cute...
Lochlann: Yeah, they are true beauties of this world.
Person: Mhm..
Lochlann: Just like you.

by xox.Demii.xox May 29, 2018

Loch-Nar

a sexual act in which you invert the shocker
meaning two fingers in the rectum and one in the vagina

two in the stink one in the pink bro!
loch-nar for the win

by Lord-Gore March 17, 2010

Lochlainn

A ginger who gets all the lady's. He fucks bitches and hoes and gets with all the narwhales he is secretley Asian and has bruises on his leg from kick a ginger day. He is hotter than the sun and eats cereal for dinner

Lochlainn is a beast.
Lochlainn is a straight ledge.

by jfpOJF July 26, 2016