Anti-Kosher

When god loves me for whats in my heart instead of what’s in my stomac

I’m going to have a whole pig for dinner because I’m Anti-Kosher.

by Vantex XII November 27, 2018

basement kisses

Term used for oral sex.

"My wife and I were in bed, and she gave me basement kisses!"

by Jak Gof May 26, 2020

Calamari Kisses

A hot, three-round burst of farts, planted on your lovers nape.

Dude, did you see Fred give Gabby them Calamari kisses?! He ran in bare ass, and just suction to the back of her neck!

by Jberry0816 June 9, 2023

Right in the kisser

a punch that was right in the mouth or face

*TV on with boxing match*
Announcer: WOW!!! Right in the kisser!!
Announcer 2:He is knocked out and was sent into next week!!!

by Yuri_Tarded August 9, 2018

grandmas kisses

the greatest and funniest edit of Spongebob
Squarepants in the world. if you do not see it you will live the rest of your life in shame and dishonor

"I gotta boner!"
"Grandmas Asscheeks"
"My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg."
"Grandmas kisses"

by Lolaws December 18, 2008

koset

To be all knowing, very knowledgeable, intelligent, as in possessing great wisdom as an oracle of information.

You so smart like a koset.

by Mr Charles Darwin August 20, 2006

starfish kisses

(1) the marks left on a bed after a particularly messy round of anal sex.

(2) The act of kissing the starfish, or analingus, performed by either a man or a woman, on either gender.

(1)
"Jenna left me starfish kisses after last night's fuckfest... Can you believe that nasty bitch?"

(2)
You liked those starfish kisses I gave you last night in the shower, didn't you? I knew you liked being rimmed... You just had to try it.

by Azaroth A. March 11, 2006