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To be all knowing, very knowledgeable, intelligent, as in possessing great wisdom as an oracle of information.
You so smart like a koset.
koset by Mr Charles Darwin August 20, 2006
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koetation 

The act of getting off with your large hairy thighs.
My first act of koetation was while I was looking at the swimsuit edition online.
koetation by KOETS July 16, 2008
Related Words
koset • kosetok • Kosette • Kosta • koser • Kostadin • Kostantinos • koster • Koketso • kost
Originated from the abbreviation KOS "Kill On Sight"

It's a word in online video games used to refer to people who are KOS.

It is more commonly used in the online game Roblox.
Dude, that koser just killed me for no reason.
The kosers are killing everyone.
i'm hackin all of you stopid kosers,
Koser by Mr.Koalas April 25, 2020
A free spirited person of Germanic descent who really enjoys a good time with friends and copious amounts of alcohol.

Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons.

They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.

Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.
ex. 1 - While out at the Sportsmens' Club last weekend, I ran into a bunch of Koesters shooting clay birds.

ex. 2 - Those Koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.

ex. 3 - God you are such a Koester, you drunk bastard!!! Why can't you ever see things my way?

ex. 4 - Ever since I started dating a Koester, we've been going at it like rabbits! He's like the Energizer Bunny!!!
Koester by Jane Doe 1 March 2, 2009
Relatively short person with brown-yellow-ish hair and has 3 amazing and funny friends. Very nice, smart, lovely person but which sometimes can be a bitch and a cry-baby. In this occasions you better not piss him/her off. Someone who is a big fan of football, ACMilan and KPB.

-pls publish
Do you know who's the biggest fan of KPB?
You talking about Kostana, right?
kostana by testdrive April 7, 2019
She a lovely, kind, beautiful girl who people love and is very attractive šŸ˜ ā¤
I love koketso
Koketso by Might February 16, 2022

Kose nanat 

Kose nanat by Birm June 10, 2018
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