Insta cop

to buy something extremely quickly, usually in an instant

*sees RTX 3080 in stock for an above average price in 2020
"Insta cop mate"
*buys it

by negro busboi January 17, 2021

Insta-Creep

An automatic designation for any individual of upstanding social or economic status, regardless of age, who somehow chooses to romantically engage another who is younger by 30 years or more.

Oh, that's just Nas-T...he's got to be at least 35 years younger; not only does she probably taste like a prune-pit--that makes him an Insta-Creep! Unless she's loaded, in which case it's totally cool...

by YAWA October 30, 2019

Instabomb

Instabombing is the act of uploading all of your images to instagram at once. Done mostly because instagram's upload process is so lengthy; you end up filling the entire queue with your pictures and everyone gets annoyed.

I was out of cell phone range for the whole weekend, so I uploaded my all of my pictures at once on Monday morning. Man, my friends were annoyed that I instabomb everyone with my pictures.

by Grrrrn July 8, 2012

Instagoal

The goal scored immediately off the faceoff after a goal has just been scored by the opposing team. A phenomenon often seen in Hockey games for Xbox. This seems to be the easiest goal to score in the games and happens much more often than it should. So far this has been observed in both NHL 2007 and NHL 2K6.

Player1: Sweet, I just scored
Player2: Give it a second, I'll hit you with an instagoal here on the faceoff

by Iowntheskies November 12, 2008

Instafied

To be vaporized or disintegrated immediately.

The man was instafied the second he fell in the lava.

by Jonathan Kinney April 7, 2008

Insta-bj

A blowjob that one doesn't really have to work for.

Jared got an insta-bj from that fat ugly bitch. He only said a few words to her.

by tm84 May 14, 2009

Insta-Regret

Regretting something almost immediately after it happens. Usually leaves you wondering why you did what you just did.

Often occurs after text messages, sent e-mails, and that last drink you shouldn't have had.

"You probably shouldn't drink any more of that tequila, I bet you'll insta-regret it."

"Shut up, don't tell me what to do! (takes a swig) ...Ahh crap, I feel nauseous."

by The Luke Man October 10, 2009