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granny hannie

An often inarticulate person who likes correcting other people's mistakes when she has the most rudimentary knowledge of anything out of all the people I know.
Is China in Europe?
by Anonymous February 18, 2003
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Granly

Granly: A person who is old but still badass, not letting age prevent them from going wild.
Dude my grandpa was doing mad grassies out by the cane fields yesterday

Thats granly!
by The BFG2011 November 10, 2011
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granny

Something that is old and associated with senior citizens.
We tried to party at this bitches' house last night, but it was a granny hood, and 5.0 was there quick.
by Xerobull November 29, 2002
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Goofy Granny

A wrinkly old witch with enormous gnashers. This foul specimen is so physically repugnant that only a porky, boring security guard will have anything to do with it. Goofy and Porky walk around wearing shades, thinking they're young and trendy whereas really they're a pair of tedious pensioners addicted to garlic bread.
Is there anyone in the world ugly enough to go out with the Porky Scotcher?

Yep. Goofy Granny. She's one ugly bitch.

Excellent choice, sir. The two ugliest, most tedious individuals on Earth.
by Lumpbag May 29, 2009
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granny dabber

Someone who sends most of their time playing bingo.
The bingo hall was full of granny dabbers.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008
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midget granny

Small old lady with a hunchback and white hair walking around with a stick or in a mobility car. They are generally found in groups or outside the bingo. You do not want to approach one of these if they are naked. They generally walk in front of you very slowly and piss you off and they often smell of piss and cigarettes.
"I'll kick midget grannies in the tits."

"You're such a midget granny"

"That midget granny has a saggy ass dude."

"I did a midget granny who had a really wrinkly fanny"

"I'm doing the midget granny robot dance"
by JenAsh May 11, 2008
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Granny punani

Your grandmas pussy (vagina)
Your granny punani is loose af
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