beer goggles

phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"

When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!

by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003

graduation goggles

The relief and nostalgic feeling one has about a time in their life when it is about to end, even if the time was completely miserable.

(the day before high school graduation)

Senior: I'm really gonna miss this place...
Friend: Dude, you spent the four shittiest years of your life here. That's just the graduation goggles.

by WendyW April 30, 2011

google

(original definition)

verb

to throw a girl to the ground and tickle her until she pees (or pukes)

This was practiced by fraternities in northeastern colleges during the 1940’s prior to the advent of the panty raid.

“Brother Harold, you are to google Muffy Berenson until sufficiently soiled.”

by goose_on_a_roof March 29, 2022

Googlective

Making Google your homepage, installing the Toolbar and downloading and using as many tools from Google as possible. You are now one with the Googlective. Assistance is mutual, Microsoft is irrelevant. They will be assimilated to service us. We will add your websurfing, email and pictures to our own. You will adapt to use only our services. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

Dude1: Man, Microsoft costs a nut to buy, so I got a Google account, email and started using their programs. That Toolbar and Picasa are the nugget as well!
Dude2: Welcome to the Googlective! I have everything on my Google Account. I can access it anywhere in the galaxy...I mean in the world, heh heh heh
Dude1: Why does your right arm look like an egg beater humping a VCR? <scream>

by Emerald Druid November 3, 2007

google resume

The first page of results that comes up when a person's name is put into google.

I should have checked this guy's google resume before I hired him.

I met this chick the other day and I was totally into her, but then I checked out her google resume and it turns out she used to be a dude.

There is some other dude with the same name as me who is totally fucking up my google resume.

by Jonah Sauce January 14, 2009

Googlebox

1. Any form of personal computer with access to the interweb, most commonly used for searching porn and stock quotes.

"Hey hand me the googlebox, I need to check my email."

by Demarke December 9, 2008

Google Clicker

An unofficial job title to describe a person who does little more than surf the internet at work.

Since things have slowed down at the office, I've become a $30/hr google clicker.

by The Private Investigator January 30, 2009