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Bastard's Dozen

Eleven of the same item. As in: I ordered twelve donuts but those bastards only gave me eleven!
Larry ordered a dozen bagels, but after eating one himself, brought the bastard's dozen to the party.
by World B. Free December 14, 2008
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Saskatchewan dozen

"What the fuck, I thought we just won the Grey Cup? Oh, shit we had a Saskatchewan dozen on the field!"
by BURT&BURT December 4, 2009
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playing the dozens

A rhyming insult contest between two or more urban youths.
"Jimmy and Frank played the dozens and Jimmy was winning until he said somethin' about Frank's Mama."
by Tone Def February 25, 2005
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One Donut Short of a Dozen

Some one who is one donut short of a dozen is basically missing a key element to their brains. A.K.A., they are stupid.
One egg short of a dozen works too, but that sounds nasty.
P1: Look at Anna- ew, why is she hugging that cardboard cutout?
P2: Oh, she's one donut short of a dozen. She thinks that's her boyfriend.
by leigh_12 November 27, 2011
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dime a dozen

Anything that is plentiful with little value. Possibly this phrase originated in the early 1900's as a sale discount for candies that cost a penny.
by Jason Warren October 26, 2003
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dozer tits

Breasts which are abnormally or noticeably larger than an average female. As in "dozer some big tits".
"Hey man check out those dozers!"
- as in dozer some big tits
dozer tits
by Kzeus September 16, 2006
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dirty dozen

a group of freshmen sluts at PC that will do anything for sex
"Hey man, i just scored with one of the Dirty Dozen"
by takeonepc January 25, 2004
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