Dildo 

When you want to call someone a dick but they're too fake.

John: You're such a dildo.
Bob: What? A dildo?
John: Well i'd call you a dick but you're too fake.

Dildo by frenchiestfry April 4, 2015

Dildo 

A mans worst enemy a sex toy women use to fell good and is usally bigger than a real mans penis because size matters

She said no to sex and went to the other room and rode that dildo like a race horse

Dildo by Alex cocks June 11, 2017

dildo 

A cylinder/ penis like tube made out of rubber or sylicon used to smack children with when they missbehave or piss you off.

Can often be purple or black with spikes.

Can also be used to masturbate

Bobby; mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom
Mom; bobby shut up or im going to beat you up with my dildo
Bobby; MOM
Mom * smacks with dildo*

Mom; now shut up dont make me take the black one with spikes out!

dildo by crazytaco March 3, 2011

dildo 

a fake man for hypocritical girls.

"I don't need a man! BZZZZ."

Why do most girls usually buy dark colored oversized dildos, ERRRRR nevermind...

dildo by anonymous April 15, 2005

dildo 

n. something you stick in your pussy.

Some of my female slut friends own many dildos.

dildo by johnw April 16, 2006

dildo 

something that is very fun to watch a girl use

my girlfriend wishes there was a dildo as big as my cock

dildo by hello! September 6, 2003

Dildo 

The Male version of a MILF.

Dad I'd Love (to) Do

"..mmmmm there goes one sexy Dildo"

Dildo by JiniVancouver October 13, 2007