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frenchiestfry's definitions
Dildo
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When you
want to
call
someone
a dick but they're too fake.
John: You're such
a dildo
.
Bob: What?
A dildo
?
John: Well i'd call you
a dick
but you're too fake.
by
frenchiestfry
April 4, 2015
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